小孩子之間的英語幽默笑話
1. Betty:"I fell last night, unconscious for eight hours."
貝蒂：“我昨晚摔了一跤，昏迷了8個小時。”
Hetty:"How dreadful! Where did you fall?"
赫蒂：“真可怕！你在哪里摔的.？”
Betty:"I fell asleep."
貝蒂：“我是在睡夢中。”
2. Tommy:"Are flies good to eat?"
湯米：“蒼蠅好吃嗎？”
Dad:"I don't think so. Why do you ask?"
爸爸：“我想不好吃。你為什么這樣問？”
Tommy:"There was one in your pie."
湯米：“剛才你的餡餅里面有一只。”
3. Mother:"Why were you kept after school today, Johnny?"
媽媽：“今天放學后，你為什么要被留下來，約翰尼？”
Johnny:"Teacher told us to write an essay on 'The Result of Laziness', and I turned in an blank sheet of paper."
約翰尼：“老師讓我們寫一篇作文《懶惰的后果》，我交了一張白紙。”
4. I was putting cream on my face when my little girl asked what I was doing. I explained that it was good for wrinkles.
我向臉上抹面霜時，小女兒問我在干什么。我解釋說這種面霜對皺紋有好處。
"It's sure doing a great job, mommy," she replied."You are getting more of them."
她回答說：“媽媽，它肯定很管用。你的皺紋越來越多了。”
5. One wet, windy weekend I was returning to Alaska, on a ferry, filled with visitors. I overheard a tourist ask a young boy,"Doesn't it ever stop raining around here?"
一個風雨交加的周末，我乘渡船回阿拉斯加州，船上擠滿了游客。我聽到一名游客問一個小男孩：“這里的雨從來沒停過嗎？”
"I don't know," came the reply, "I'm only seven years old."
“我不知道，”男孩回答說，“我才7歲。”
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