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            rg2020-10-21 20:31:52 ӢZЦԒ ҪͶ

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            A lady noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach.Thinking he was trying to weigh less with this maneuver, she commented, "I don’t think that’s going to help."

            "Sure it will." he said. "It’s the only way I can see the numbers."

            ȤζӢZЦԒLifeflashingbeforemyeyes

            Pete: "The last time I was out hunting, I stepped off a high cliff, and would you believe it, while I was falling every fool deed I’d ever done came into my mind."

            Bob: "Must have been a pretty high mountain you fell from."

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