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教師節特別篇英語小笑話大全
我和老師的故事
Teacher: Where does God live?
老師：上帝住哪兒?
Student: I think he lives in our bathroom.
學生：我想他應該住我家浴室。
Teacher: Why do you say that?
老師：為什么這么說?
Student: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, "God, are you still in there?"
學生：因為每天早上我爸都猛敲浴室的大門喊：“上帝啊，你怎么還在里面?”
Teacher: How can you tell a hawk has good eyesight?
老師：為什么說鷹的視力很好?
Student: Because I have never seen a hawk wearing spectacles.
學生：因為我從沒見過哪只鷹戴眼鏡。
Teacher: Tom and John! Why are you late for school today?
老師：湯姆!約翰!你倆今天為什么遲到了!
Tom: Madam, I lost a one-dollar coin and was searching for it.
湯姆：老師，我一直在找我丟失的一美元硬幣。
Teachear: John, what about you?
老師：那么你呢，約翰?
John: Madam, I was not able to move beacause I was hiding that coin under my feet.
約翰：老師，我不能動啊，我把他的硬幣藏腳底下了。
Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework?
老師：你父親有沒有幫著你做作業?
Student: No, he did it all by himself.
學生：沒有，他是獨立完成的。
Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies?
老師：西印度群島有哪些產物?
Student: I don't know.
學生：我不曉得。
Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?
老師：怎么會不知道，你每天吃的糖哪兒來的?
Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.
學生：鄰居家借的。
Teacher: This is the fifth time this week that I have had punished you. What do you want to say?
老師：這已經是我本周第五次罰你了。想說點什么?
Student: Thank god Saturday and Sunday are holidays, Sir!
學生：還好禮拜六禮拜天不上課啊老師!
Teacher: Jimmy, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
老師：吉米，你那篇關于“我的小狗”的文章和你哥哥寫的一模一樣。你是不是抄你哥的?
Jimmy: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
吉米：老師，我沒抄襲。文章一樣是因為我們寫的是同一條狗啊!
Teacher: You missed school yesterday, didn't you?
Student: Not very much!
*這則就不翻譯啦，翻譯出來的話說不通。miss既有“錯過”的意思，也有“想念”的意思。老師問的是“你昨天沒來學校不是嗎?”，而學生理解成了“你昨天很想念學校不是嗎?”，因此回答“不太想!”
Tom: Great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine.
湯姆：好消息，老師說今天不管下雨還是天晴我們都要考試。
John: So what's great about that?
約翰：那有什么好高興的?
Tom: It's snowing outside!
湯姆：因為現在外面在下雪!
*come rain or shine是指“不管發生什么情況”，相當于我們所說的“風雨無阻”。而湯姆以為是指下雨和天晴兩種情況下需要考試。
Teacher: How can you make so many mistakes in just one day?
老師：為什么你一天里能犯那么多錯!
Pupil: I get up early!
學生：誰讓我起得早呢!
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