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            愚人節英語笑話樂翻天

            時間:2020-11-09 13:01:57 英語笑話 我要投稿

            愚人節英語笑話大全樂翻天

              愚人節英語笑話-你睡著了嗎

            愚人節英語笑話大全樂翻天

              1. why are people tired on april fool's day? (愚人節人們為什么疲倦?)

              答:because they have just had a long march. ( 因為他們剛過了長長的三月。march 三月;行軍)

              2.what weather do mice and rats fear? (老鼠害怕什么天氣?)

              答:when it's raining cats and dogs.(下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨 )

              3.when do dogs refuse to follow their masters? (狗什么時候不愿跟隨主人?)

              答:when their masters go to the flea market.(主人去跳蚤市場時。flea 跳蚤 flea market 舊貨市場 )

              4.what question can never be answered by “yes”? (哪個問題永遠不能回答“是的.”?)

              答:are you asleep? (你睡著了嗎)

              5.what tree is always very sad? (那種樹總是很傷心?)

              答:weeping willow. (垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳樹)

              6.when can you get water with a net? (什么時候可以用網兜裝水?)

              答:when water is turned into ice. (當水結成冰時)

              7.why is the pig always eating?豬為什么沒完沒了地吃?

              答:he's making a hog of himself.它想成為一只肉豬。

              8.what's the longest word in the world?世界上最長的單詞是什么?

              答:smiles. because there's a mile between the letter 's'.微笑。因為兩個字母s中間隔了一里。

              9.what question is that to which you must always answer "yes"? 什么問題你只能回答“yes”?

              答:"what does y-e-s spell?" (當別人問你)“yes”怎么拼?

              10.where were you when the power was cut off? 當停電的時候你在哪?

              答:in the darkness. 在黑暗中

             


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