1. Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them.
智者解決問題，天才預防問題。
2. Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
宇宙中唯有兩件事物是無限的：宇宙的大小與人的愚蠢。我不能確定的是宇宙的大小。
3. Science is a wonderful thing if one does not have to earn one's living at it.
科學是個美妙的東西——如果無須靠它維生的話。
4. The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
世界上最讓人難以理解的東西就是個人所得稅。
5. I am convinced that He (God) does not play dice.
我確信上帝不玩賭博游戲。
6. Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
現實不過是幻象，盡管這幻象揮之不去。
7. I never think of the future. It comes soon enough.
我從不去想未來。因為它來得已經夠快的了。
8. The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.
妨礙我學習的唯一障礙就是我的教育。
9. A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new.
一個從不犯錯誤的人，一定從來沒有嘗試過任何新鮮事物。
10. I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
我不知道第三次世界大戰會用哪些武器，但第四次世界大戰中人們肯定用的是木棍和石塊。